back from charleston and my kids gave me the best welcome home gift i could ever ask for: naps. 🙏🏼brb sleeping for the next thirteen minutes until one of them inevitably wakes up.   #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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i know what’s on my christmas list (besides a case of   @drinkloverboy  )   #sendit     #drinkloverboy     #ohnobravoshittyphotoshop     #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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behold, a conversation between me and my husband who “doesn’t watch bravo.” for the full review of craig’s restaurant, go to my stories.   #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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friendly reminder that thomas ravenel is the human equivalent of ratigan from the great mouse detective. no matter how hard you try to convince us you’re a mouse, we all know you’re a rat, dude.   #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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alexa, play season 1 episode 1 of the office.   #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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no husbands, no kids, still more responsibilities than shep. where should we go? what should we see? comment below! 👇🏼(oh, and follow my stories for the official   #ohnobravotour   of charleston)   #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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i’m mad because diff eyewear won’t sponsor me.   #almostto800followers     #thatsmorethanenoughright     #sponcon     #swipeup     #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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  @officialmattbyars   and   @johnblizz   are low key the most popular people on bravo. how do i become friends with them so i too can be featured in the background of every amazing housewives event? 🧐  #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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somehow, my toddler “doesn’t hear me” when i tell her no, but heaven forbid i have doritos three rooms away.   #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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behold! the winner of the official   #ohnobravocaptioncontest   -   @monicalopez4real   has made the astute observation that with PK’s ongoing financial issues, lucy lucy apple juice is actually going to be living a much more luxurious lifestyle than dorit very soon. this is hilarious to me because, unlike lala, i do believe in karma. (thanks for playing, everyone! this was hands down the most hilarious caption contest yet!)   #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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“my face is frozen, and so are my assets!” - dorit’s next tagline. p.s. go to my stories to participate in the   @ohnobrabovo   caption contest - submissions will be voted on tonight! winner will be posted in my feed (with credit or anonymously - whichever you prefer!)   #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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go to my stories to participate in the   @ohnobravo   caption contest - submissions will be voted on tonight! winner will be posted in my feed (with credit or anonymously - whichever you prefer!)   #ohnobravo     @ohnobravo  


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